May 2024
Steve Klepetar
sfklepetar@icloud.com
sfklepetar@icloud.com
Author's Note: My granddaughter asked me to tell her a story.
“A Greek myth? I asked.
“No, make one up. You’re good at that.”
I said “The secret is that I have no pride. I’ll say anything that pops into my head.”
She looked up at me with her serious little face. Then she nodded and said “You know, you’ve got a good point!”
“A Greek myth? I asked.
“No, make one up. You’re good at that.”
I said “The secret is that I have no pride. I’ll say anything that pops into my head.”
She looked up at me with her serious little face. Then she nodded and said “You know, you’ve got a good point!”
The Return of Shere Khan
You look away from the window just as the tiger ambles by. Of course, we don’t live in Bengal or anywhere tigers should stroll though the yard. We live in the Berkshires in Massachusetts, where occasionally deer step out of the tree line, shy faces raised slightly, sniffing the air, ready to gallop back into the woods. Once we saw a fox crossing a nearby road, once a wounded coyote slunk past our shed, and several times we saw an ibis or loon parading near the mailbox. Our neighbors photographed a large black bear not far from our door, but mostly we see a few birds, the neighbors’ cats and dogs. Never a tiger, until now, and by turning away you missed it. It was there one second, then gone. I admit it wasn’t much of a tiger, not very big, certainly not burning bright in the forests of the night. It was breakfast time and I was enjoying my bran flakes and berries when I saw it, raggedy, limping a little, just out the window, between the river birch and swale. I phoned the police chief, whom I know socially, a quiet guy with considerable inner strength. He directed me to Animal Control. Take a photo next time, they said, and give us a buzz. Probably nothing to worry about, we agreed, but I think I’ll keep the grandkids inside today. We can watch a movie or I can tell them about Mowgli and Shere Khan, though honestly I don’t believe history will forgive Kipling, or anyone else, just for writing well.
The Tunnels of Despair
Summer was haunted by rain. That was before we gave up, shut down the house, dug deep into the tunnels of despair. We named them that for a joke, but really they led all over the neighborhood, down past the tennis courts, the softball field, the basketball hoop. If we waited til the moon set, we could make it all the way to the corner shop for pretzels and chocolate bars. Sometimes we slept down there on beds we blew up like great, fat balloons. Sometimes we watched movies about the end of the world. You could always tell who was going to die by the music and how much you disliked them. But sometimes the music lied, like when it bounced along like a country dance. Once the hero died in the first act, but he came back as ectoplasm or someone’s memory, it was never very clear. In that one, the aliens came just in time to save the precocious child and her pretty mom. The hero turned into stardust or cosmic rays or something involving a lot of glowy light. It was a cartoon, so it wasn’t very long, but we watched it every night for a week, as it unlocked all its secrets. Above, the house trembled when the giant lizard crashed down Times Square. It turned out to be allergic to sulfa drugs, which was a strange way to end an existential threat. By the time the popcorn was all gone, the beast was lying dead near the 59th Street Bridge. The precocious kid sucked on a lollypop, figuring the odds of their survival at 58%.
©2024 Steve Klepetar
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