January 2023
Steve Klepetar
sfklepetar@icloud.com
sfklepetar@icloud.com
Author's Note: When I was a kid, our abstemious doctor, who was also a family friend, liked to say “Some people live to eat, but I eat to live.” My dad would smile, and quote the father’s line from Englebert Humperdinck’s opera Hansel and Gretel:
Hunger ist der beste Koch! (Hunger is the finest chef)
Hunger ist der beste Koch! (Hunger is the finest chef)
Lunch
Do not make a stingy sandwich, Pile the cold cuts high. Customer should see salami Coming through the rye. —Allan Sherman The best thing about this is that soon we will get to eat. It’s not that I’m hungry again (I’m never hungry) but that I love how food looks on my plate - cold cuts peeking out of brown bread, colorful garnishes of this three course lunch - carrot sticks, cherry tomatoes, half a sour pickle. Then an apple, or in summer a nectarine, followed by a small cappuccino and a piece of dark chocolate. All that lovely fussing with knives and spreads, the purring coffee machine, the marvelous tool that cores the fruit, renders it into eight wedges, like some undersea wonder at my fingertips.
Night Market
It’s four o’clock and I’m starving, so I rise, moving aside the quilt, and there I am, floating through the house. It’s cold, though already there is a glimmer of light through the kitchen window. I step carefully down the stairs to weigh myself. I’ve lost another pound and I don’t know whether to be glad or alarmed. Clearly I’m still asleep, and though I started out alone, now we are speaking, maybe on the phone, though you are right here beside me in the bed. You tell me to eat something and I think ice cream. Or peanut butter. What is healthy to eat in the middle of the night? Once in China I ate three deep fried scorpions - but you didn’t have your phone so I have no proof. It was at the night market in Beijing and I really was awake. They tasted pretty good, crunchy like chips fried in sesame oil. We rode on the subway, visited a vast and empty museum, where young armed guards watched us as we made our way through the corridors of dream.
©2023 Steve Klepetar
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