March 2015
I started my writing career in sleep-away camp. I was sick and had nothing to do, so I lay on my bunk and composed a sketch about a reporter named Milton Moncrief who was covering a volcano eruption. He interviewed people as they ran from the ash and lava. He didn't have a clue - and maybe I didn't either...that the sketch was pretty bad, or that I would some day choose this as my profession. I am now doing cultural journalism, drama, and poetry. North Park Vaudeville in San Diego presented my play, Hey, Pete, There Must be Some Mistake, in October, 2012. I was the only American reporter to cover Toronto’s Scotiabank Nuit Blanche in 2009. My first full-length play about an environmental disaster in future Iowa is now taking shape, and I am marketing my one-act allegory, The Time of Our Joy. Available for hire at writerstuartk@gmail.com Blog www.stuartkurtz.blogspot.com and poems published here:
http://www.carcinogenicpoetry.com/2012/07/stuart-kurtz-five-poems.html
http://www.carcinogenicpoetry.com/2012/07/stuart-kurtz-five-poems.html
I N T H E
A M E R I C A N M U S E U M O F N A T U R A L H I S T O R Y
N e w Y o r k C i t y
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THE HALL OF PRIMATES
There is a circuit here
From lower evolution to higher
Stay to the right and revolve
Counterclockwise
A puzzling course
As you never should wind a clock backwards
But this revolution
Still ends with
Man
First Case: the lemurs
Long bushy tails and graspy digits
Ready to pounce on a governor’s plum
But never on us
Territory doesn’t include taking by force
Unless that grove of monkey fruit trees counts
Second Case: Tarsiers
Here’s a Tarsius bancanus
Ascending a branch
His 12 ounce heft and devil face
Impersonate (right word?) a troll or goblin
If you had a mean streak, you could fly to Borneo
And sneak a dozen back in a dog box
And let them loose in nephew’s room before bedtime
“What? There are no such things as elves. Now get to bed!”
Third Case: Aye ayes and pottos
How lucky you could be to camp in the forest
In Madagascar with their cries overhead for your alarm clock
Fourth Case: Monkeys
A mischievous family
Prehensile tails ~ and great swingers
Showing off on the trapeze
Their daily foraging a circus show
Fifth Case: Gibbons
These ones mind their manners
While a father berates his young for fighting
(Outside the case, that is)
Now a stuffed gorilla (thank God)
Sits benignly on a stump
His shoulders drooping and
Head hung a bit, as if he almost wants to prop them up
With that right arm and assume Rodin’s Thinker
While some teenage girls laugh at his pedantry
Finally – last case: Us
Man standing proudly… ready for the hunt
His legs tensed as if ready to take his leave of gorilla cellmates
Crash through the glass
And join the civilized
Man standing proudly… ready for the hunt
His legs tensed as if ready to take his leave of gorilla cellmates
Crash through the glass
And join the civilized
THE HALL OF HUMAN ORIGINS
From the Great Ape descended chimp and Man
Sharing 99% DNA
Although we don’t sit down together on holidays
THE FIRST HUMANS
The guide says “We didn’t come down from the trees; the trees came down from us.”
So, we rose on our haunches and roamed the savannah
Maybe Eden was the forest
And The Fall was the thrust out
From there Homo ergaster was on the move
Walking out of Africa for new territory
(Remember the lemur and its fruit trees?)
Looking for Eden again
Two hand-holding Australopithecines flee streams of hissing pumice
Unflappable tourists compare their footprints to ones left by that couple,
Probably wondering whether they too would have fled only from harm
Or Kenya itself
Later, when white-hot fear cooled to red-hot
Neanderthal cared for his sick and buried the dead.
Notwithstanding a peculiar taste for human flesh,
We were on our way to the civilized.
There’s a Cro-Magnon hut out of woolly mammoth bones
While not giving up on stewing his neighbors
He felt some urge, some Eros, inflecting him toward
Less anti-social practices
And so he created…
Art
75,000 year old carvings from South Africa
Make Lascaux look like a young upstart
Neanderthal cared for his sick and buried the dead.
Notwithstanding a peculiar taste for human flesh,
We were on our way to the civilized.
There’s a Cro-Magnon hut out of woolly mammoth bones
While not giving up on stewing his neighbors
He felt some urge, some Eros, inflecting him toward
Less anti-social practices
And so he created…
Art
75,000 year old carvings from South Africa
Make Lascaux look like a young upstart
See those spear-throwers there made of antler?
It’s a vicious circle of food but not of art
As for that: animal-painted caves
Like Solutrean Sistene Chapels
Bless the kill or maybe do…something…more
Meat only fills the belly, but incarnations in pigment
Speak of another place, and maybe… of hope
Keep going
“A World of Expression” presents film of Benny Goodman on clarinet
Against a Sikh flutist – a Battle of the Bands
Egos clashing but not art
MAN RISES TO CIVILIZATION
a) The Ice Age
We begin with Peking Man – some rehashing from before
(Remember the woolly mammoth Quonset hut?)
Here a Neanderthal child’s body lies buried under goat horns,
Goat’s spirit protecting him in the next world perhaps
But in this one Man had to chip and chip at flint
(The artistry and craft of those spearheads)
To pierce the deer or aurax [or more dangerous game]
The ice can cover a multitude of sins
b) After the Ice Age
But when it cracked and popped and melted off,
Man couldn’t blame the ice any more
And used that large brain to farm the now uncovered earth
And tame the animals that once had mystified him on the cave walls (the first museums)
He put them to the yoke and plow
To tame that wildness
At Çatal Hüyük, Turkey (6,500 B.C.) the first true houses
That model shows the hearth and sofas
But not the bones of family members -
Picked clean by vultures and inserted
Into the dried mud of those benches -
No greater mementos than these,
In the first haunted houses
But when it cracked and popped and melted off,
Man couldn’t blame the ice any more
And used that large brain to farm the now uncovered earth
And tame the animals that once had mystified him on the cave walls (the first museums)
He put them to the yoke and plow
To tame that wildness
At Çatal Hüyük, Turkey (6,500 B.C.) the first true houses
That model shows the hearth and sofas
But not the bones of family members -
Picked clean by vultures and inserted
Into the dried mud of those benches -
No greater mementos than these,
In the first haunted houses
The village, the plow, the collectivized human energy
(The true hallmark of civilization)
This case holds a female with grandiose breasts in clay
Not for enticing men
But as talismans warding off the drought and locusts
Their store of milk against the lean times
c) The Age of Bronze
As your village might come toe-to-toe with another village,
Your spears had to fly longer
So stone gave way to bronze
And now the sword coexisted with the plowshare
See the blades there behind the glass
Lest some teenager lift them and start some trouble
Between the Hudson and East [rather than Tigris and Euphrates]?
However, case 7 protects a Neolithic settlement
Where the Swiss Lake Dwellers are living in pre-chalets
Impressing and pinching pottery instead of flesh
And minding their neutrality
Then came the Ubaids:
Rational towns built around stepped temples
Priests managed the towns’ eternal drives
That collective id driven to sacrifices
While merchants, smiths, and traders bartered for worldly needs
All was in balance
But there in that case to the left (or is that west?) lies the city of Lagash
Now walls came, as no temple can check all the passions
Ambition, fortune, and envious outsiders tested those walls
So centers became cities with division of class and labor, surplus, monuments,
Weights and measures
And there, on the Plain of Shinar [really tableau 12] sits Sumer
The first truly civilized metropolis
A synergy of collective energy (although the model maker and backdrop painter seem to have had artistic differences)
Next is Babylon with its Hanging Gardens
Where the built and the grown co-exist in harmony
Then Persepolis,
Its intimidating walls softened by irrigation canals and feminine palms
[As this scene painter had a gentle brush]
But now the authoritative voice comes down
“The museum will be closing in fifteen minutes” – and repeated in ten different languages
For the collective good
Now the mad rush…
Past a noble Tibetan and his wife
Presiding from their mansion’s treasures
Sourced from the peasants in their fields
The Hall of African Mammals
With yet another gorilla thumping his chest
While a college boy thumps his own
(Gorilla safely behind glass, but wanting to crash through)
Out to the Theodore Roosevelt Rotunda,
Whose mural honors the eponymous president and his Nobel Peace Prize
For ending the Russo-Japanese War
While below an Allosaurus attacks a Barosaurus
And two boys wrestle by Reproductions
Some brute scratched his name into the plinth of the
Military statue
Its carvings already wearing with time
Past the monumental columns,
Their bases animal-carved
We descend by steps and go up the avenue
Its collective energy an impression
Cars accelerating like projectiles
We continue on despite the urge to stay
With the great apartment buildings and their terraced gardens
Stretching upwards
And the plain of Central Park across…
©2014 Stuart Kurtz